Because it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt—or at least mildly inconvenienced. Impulsive decisions are a thrill and all, but nothing screams I swear I’m a decent human like a little self-awareness. This ultra-soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend hoodie offers the perfect balance—just like your ego tries (and sometimes fails) to do every day.
Made with recycled materials (because guilt trips should come from your therapist, not your wardrobe), it features air jet yarn for reduced pilling—unlike your history of questionable life choices. And with a cozy front pouch pocket, you've got the perfect stash spot for snacks, regrets, or last-minute bribes to your conscience.
Your friends might envy your introspection… or maybe just your hoodie.